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        打老婆也有技巧的

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        打老婆也有技巧的

        老婆該打,得瞅時機,俟她理屈詞窮時一招治敵!老婆與你在家庭里的地位相等,她憑什么心甘情愿的挨你一頓揍?不要說老婆永遠都是對的,就是人家萬一不幸失誤,人家自有失誤的理由和權利!人家愿意,你管得著嗎?再說了,你當時干什么去了,為什么不提個醒?要知道:錯誤里有她的一半,也有你的一半!你不被揪耳朵罰跪就算萬幸了!所以,想修理老婆,你得瞅準時機,當她錯得連自己都皺眉,內疚萬分地說:我錯了,老公,要不你打我一頓解解恨?在她的請求下,你才可以興問罪之師,暢暢快快地報血海深仇哦!但是,你不可得意忘形,一定要注意下面這一條:

        老婆該打,得有個度,打什么部位,用多大力度,要做到心中有數。千萬不可逮住什么是什么,落在哪兒是哪兒!這種野蠻的行為我是不贊成的。試想:閉著眼睛一拳下去,睜開眼睛一看,老婆不見了一只眼珠子或者七竅流血不醒人事,你的悔可就大了。人家石光榮雖是個粗人,在這方面卻膽大心細,有槍不用,滿屋子里才尋了一把苕子隔著厚厚的絮褲打屁股,目的達到了,人沒傷著,還夠人家褚琴回味一陣子的!所以呀,打老婆是有學問的,所謂治病是為了救人,不是要將人一棒子打死!學著點吧,哥們!

        老婆該打,得看對象,有的女人受得了扛得住,譬如小五子他媽壯得可以打死一頭牛,挨揍之后爬起來照樣到鍋里撈稠的給他爸吃,這樣的女人即使有錯也是不忍心打的;有的女人受不了扛不住,本身就病歪歪嬌滴滴,這樣的女人再錯也是不能打的;還有一種女人是像你老婆那樣一類的,經得起打完全欠打但又不能打!因為她警惕性高,稍有苗頭,她已經作好了先發制人的準備,萬一真的開戰,吃虧的只有你自己,即使你暫時沒有吃虧,事后她也會叫來娘家人找回損失。

        同時,她還會逢人便講逢人便說挨了揍,月月說、年年講,讓你不厭其煩,家宅與心靈都不得安寧。

        本來嘛,教訓老婆是為了家庭的長治久安,弄到這個份上,我想也不是你的本意,你在吃飯的時候打你的老婆,違背了以上的所有要件,是在不合適的場合,在不合適的時間與不合適的對象發生了一場不合適的戰斗!

        至于像我這種人,想要修理老婆就只能借助人家石光榮的手打打褚琴的屁股來滿足了——只可“意毆”,不能實打!

        哈哈,“意毆”?你懂嗎?

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